Insecure Bikes

The advancement in technology can cause a lot of change in our environments. People hate change. Its the single biggest factor that slows the rapid enhancement of our specie.

But what if these feelings of insecurity were also felt by the technology itself? Its one thing becoming redundant in your workplace - but imagine being that old Nokia or Blackberry phone? Their lifecycles are nearly over the moment they go into circulation. The same fate befalls many bicycles. And recently the 26 inch mountain bike has been under immense pressure to survive the avalanche of 29 inch and 27.5 inch technology.
But Twakkies 26 inch has withstood this rapid change.
But not without its own feelings of insecurity and anxiety.

I know this because I have some recently leaked phone chats between Twakkie and his bike: