Last time
we spoke about the Epic, I interviewed Epic John on the eve of his 10th
Cape Epic. That milestone has been achieved – even if there was a close day or
two with mechanicals and partner breakdown…. For a change we swap roles and
Epic John has chosen to interview me for the write up on the 2013 edition of
the Cape Epic….
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We went through some amazing geographic features on the route... |
EJ (Epic
John): So? First one done. How was that for you?
RR (Rens):
Tough (laughs)
EJ: But you
knew that…..
RR: I guess
I did. Being in the cycling circles for a few years now, you get to speak to
many people who have ridden the Epic who have tainted you with their tales of woe of
suffering. So I had everybody else’s warped perceptions of the event in my
head. Scarily enough, most of them were closer to accurate.
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A typical start chute morning. A 7:10am start each day... |
EJ: What
was a highlight for you?
RR: Apart
from finishing? I liked some of the quirky things that the organisers put into
the route. Riding through the house at Meerendal was a nice touch. And the
James Bond tunnel was well thought out. Other highlights are riding with so
many foreigners. In our group we had a consistent crowd of Germans, Dutch,
French, and Spanish riders who we rubbed shoulders with. We could have our own
international contests back in the C bunch whilst the professionals were doing
the same thing up front (at double the pace!).
EJ:
Lowlights?
RR: Sand.
Stage 1 was a real shock to the system. I was back on the beach in my Navy
basic training – just getting my ass kicked for miles and miles on soft, hot,
mountainous sand. We walked about 18km through that stuff. I remember as we all
lay in the Woollies tent after the hours and hours of slog that we couldn't move too quickly or we would just cramp up! But that was also a great memory
too – we suffered properly that day!
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I had to have 3 cables replaced on the bike throughout the Epic due to dust....the early starts on the district roads made for a muggy start. The first sip from the water bottle tended to be a muddy affair... |
EJ: Tell
those Epic wannabees out there about your training programme.
RR: The
truth is that I didn’t follow one. Well – not a strict “week 1 – 2x intervals @
3 min/interval” kind of thing. I guess my approach was simple: ride more; ride
fast; ride up. Because I'm a bigger rider (96kg at start of training) I
reckoned I needed to turn my possible weakness into my strength. That’s why I
targeted climbing. The Epic is all about climbing. Anyone can chug along a flat
road for hours – but how do you cope with severe climbs thrown in? So heading
off to the Mast, or around Noordhoek Peak (more than once per ride) is a must. On
reflection, I rode one Epic per month for 4 months – that’s about 800km and
45hrs with about 20km of climbing…each month. That worked for me.
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The sweeping tracks of Meerendal were a gentle way to ease into things before the volume was turned up for the rest of the Epic. |
EJ: And
nutrition? Anything different?
RR: Not
really. Try and cut out the processed stuff. But I didn’t want to change my
whole life for a bicycle race. I'm not a professional and should be able to
enjoy coffee with sugar and beers every now and again. I don’t need to shed 500
grams to become 1% more efficient! But I did lose 6kg over a 4 month period and
this was a great help on the climbs. That weight loss was more from increased
exercise than from clever eating – which is the quickest way to lose fat.
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The James Bond tunnel was a special touch.... |
EJ: How was
your partner, Andrew “Rocky” Koen?
RR:
Everyone will tell you that the Epic is 80% about the relationship you have
with your partner. The rest is riding. Andrew is one of the toughest guys I've
ridden with. As a Grand Master and with 2 Epics, a very fast sub 3 Argus, and
10 Two Oceans under the belt he understands endurance sport. I was very
fortunate to have him as a partner as he was patient. We communicated openly
and if either party was going too fast, we just said so. It takes a lot of
pressure off if your primary goal is getting to the finish safely. You can
worry about position later….I’d ride the race with Andrew again anytime. (Incidentally, we finished 167 overall and 99th in the Mens Category - we were stoked with that!)
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Long days in the saddle... |
EJ: Any war
stories we need to know about?
RR: Plenty!
I had a good wake up call on stage 2. It was a long 143km route with a fair
stretch of district road in the mix. Andrew and I are suited to the long open
stretches – we can just switch on the diesel engines and grind away for hours
at a good speed. In fact, we were making such good headway that day that I got
cocky before a waterpoint. With 25km to go to the end, I thought that ramping
over a rock just before the final waterpoint would be a fun thing to do.
Problem was I had lost some air in the front wheel due to earlier punctures….
So I launch myself up (nice big waterpoint crowd all watching) and when I land,
the front tyre just pulls off the rim! So next thing I'm skidding off the road
towards a gaggle of supporters with my tyre flapping around the rim and my one
leg unclipped, trying to right my bike as a skid over soft sand on the shoulder
of the road. I also missed going over the timing mat as I had taken a small
detour in my stunt that had gone awry….so I casually dismount and push my bike
back to the road, around and over the timing mat. I had never felt so stupid.
Luckily there was a mechanical point right there and a tube was put in. but we
lost some good time with that stupid move! (This is why I say Andrew was very
patient… he just waited quietly whilst I was trying to rush the mechanic. Sorry
again Andrew!)
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Hot! That sums up 2013.... |
EJ: And what about camaraderie on the race?
RR: It was a huge bonus riding the Epic with two other teams that we were close to. Yourselves (Fat Bob) as well as Warren and Hendrik in team Let's Ride. It makes a big difference being able to have meals with other teams; talk kak; compare notes; and share a beer together after a long day on the bike. And having a small competition between Mean and Green and Fat Bob was fun! You guys managed a few plucky stage wins over us, but I think we did enough damage on the long stages to win the war! Andrew and I knew that you and Curious George would be better on the more nippy stages - those routes that required stop/start and technical riding. Andrew and I both like to fire up the big diesels on the long climbs and burn through the pack like that....
EJ: Would you recommend the Epic to people who haven't done it before?
RR: I think if you can ride a bicycle - you can do the Epic. But will you enjoy it? Its a bit like boarding school - I think some people are just more suited to it than others. I can clearly see why some people hate the Epic and say its not mountain biking. Those will be guys who like the manicured tracks of the Sani and smooth, fast riding. The Epic won't give you a sanitised experience. The route will be raw in areas...and long slogs on district roads in others. It doesn't promise endless joy and whizzing through single track all day...the distances are tough and the days are long. But I would recommend it to anybody who has the mental ability to deal with it. If you train hard, you'll be fine.
EJ: What about the route? Did you enjoy it?
RR: Well,
we had no rest! I know in the past Epics there have been mid-week prologues and
the like. But they put us to the sword every day. Apart from the last day, the
shortest stage we had was 75km with plenty climbing. But man it was hot! The first 5 days were constantly in the mid-30's.
EJ: But
it’s the Epic…..?
RR: And
that’s what I kept reminding myself. Unfortunately the Epic brand needs to
protect itself – so it’s not going to made easy for anyone! When I spoke to
you, Andrew, and George (that’s 16 completed Epics between the 3 of you!) you
all seemed to agree that this was tough and par for the course. Hot and sandy were the
summary points for the 2013 edition. That’s good. At least I know that if I do
it again, I can expect a kick in the face…every day! No-one wants to ride in what would be considered "the easiest Epic". Its my first, so I have no point of comparison. But compared to Wine2Whales and Sani2C....its just a whole lot tougher! There's a bit of a "fu(k you" element on the Epic in that the last 20-30km's are always tough that you don't get on other races. But looking back, that's what makes it memorable.
EJ: But
it’s the Epic…
RR: I know
John – that’s the point I'm making. I don’t think there will ever be such a
thing as an “easy” Epic. Certainly this 10th edition was tough and
ranks right up there. Now let me ask you some questions… Is this your toughest
Epic yet?
EJ: They’re
all tough. All of them have had their share of pain, suffering, and amazing
scenery. This one was tough – but that’s not only from the route perspective,
heat, and sand (laughs) – George, my trusty wingman, fell ill on day 2. Its
been some time since I've had to check the clock and calculate if we were going
to make cut-off or not! But anxiety is a good thing and we came in with some
time to spare.
RR: Are the
Epic competitors improving?
EJ: The
first few Epics I rode cannot even be compared to what we experience now.
Everyone who comes to ride the Epic now – from wherever they may be – knows
that it’s tough. The training, equipment, and preparation have increased in
leaps and bounds over the years! The field is much faster, stronger, and most
importantly, aware of the event, than ever before. Everyone here is an
exceptionally competent rider and would be considered a “very strong rider”
back home in their respective riding group. Gone are the days of touring
hippies on old bikes who want to cruise the countryside. All Epic riders
nowadays have trained extensively, understand the benefits of good nutrition,
and have made a significant investment in their attempt and get that coveted finishers
medal.
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Team Mean & Green enjoy grinding up yet another climb... |
RR: Will
you ride next year?
EJ: It’s
the Epic. It’s what I love to do. And it’s easier than looking after the kids
for a week – and Beth knows this. But let’s just see how it all pans out. Unfortunately every race you enter after having done an Epic just doesn't quite measure up. Great they may be - but there's that something extra that you find on an Epic that can't easily be replicated.
RR: Ten
Epics is a special milestone. You're one of only 9 people to have achieved
this. You're up there with guys like Shan Wilson and Karl Platt. How does that
make you feel?
EJ: It
makes me feel like a Boston draught….
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Zipping bags; booming music at the start line; cold bum cream; foreign languages; bikes clicking...all great memories at the start of each day. |
RR: I'm
buying. Thanks Epic John. It was a privilege riding the race with you.
EJ: Well
done on your first one. Don’t let it be your last.
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Team Fat Bob, Mean & Green, and Let's Ride all soak up the festivities after successfully completing the Cape Epic 2013 |
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Best Feeling Ever? Finishing ranks right up there! |
SOME STATISTICS
- The Absa Cape Epic 2013 covered 760km over 8 days, with 15,650m ascent gained (that's equivalent to summitting Mount Everest...nearly twice!)
- 45 Countries were represented.
- The entry fee was R40,000.
- 15% of the 1200 riders did not finish the Epic.
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I remember this shot well...it was on that treacherously sandy Stage 1 around Citrusdal. It must've been around 37 degrees when this shot was taken. Throughout the Epic I had developed a terrible heat rash on my back from where the camelbak had rested. The heat and sweat over all of that time brew up a bit of a non-friendly concoction on the skin... |
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Just one of many great singletrack sections. |
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Finish line at Lourensford! Who wouldn't be chuffed! (I'm actually holding Andrew's shoulder in - he had damaged it badly the day before and we rode VERY responsibly and carefully on the final day. He was a bit tender after his rock-rolling antics!) |